Nerd Jokes!

"I thought d(jerk)/dt was yank."
from nerdy_yo_mamma_jokes

I love that someone did these, although the black hole and gravitational jokes lack imagination.
I just might start using reddit because of this. I love reading other people's jokes, it's sort of a Lamarckian theory of intelligence: 'I can understand intelligent people, hence I acquire their intelligence.. ' (edit 2011: this is probably the same reason I watch Big Bang)
I feel so witty... I can use big words like 'delicatessen' and know what they mean.

Additionally, I can't think where I heard it, but this probably qualifies as the worst nerd joke ever: "Q: What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe."
(tell me if you can find anything in worse taste that won't get this blog blocked.)